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top 10 reasons to tractor pull
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I am creating a shirt to show the top ten reasons for tractor pulling and would like a few suggestions, if you can share some ideas I would greatly appreciate that.
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Moderator Registered: 03/27/2008 Posts: 480 |
Diesel is the best smell in the world, 160 Hp to 3000 Hp is just amazing, wheels up for the whole race/pull is just plain cool. I may come up with more. Hope these help. |
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Anonymous User
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cause most other hobbies only require one ball |
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Registered: 07/20/2008 Posts: 727 |
From Clutch out to Clutch in nothing else matters!!!!!!! |
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Anonymous User
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here, hoookin' is legal |
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IH-SSD
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1. Because I hate gulf.
2. Fishing makes me drunk. 3. I can have more then 1000 Horses and no poop to scoop! 4. Only sport where people like it when you smoke. 5. I can't remember to turn left! |
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6. Takes a lot of Lotion to pull this! |
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Girls like it when your front is up! |
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Registered: 03/27/2008 Posts: 21 |
Where else can you drive a tractor, and not be required to display a SMV sign.
In a tornado,the SFI cage is safer than an upside-down bathtub....in a basement. Turbos that make drag racers say "Holy CR#P, that's big." ~or~ The biggest and most expensive turbos in all of motorsports. Dubs, 22's, 24's... pffft. We're ridin' on 32's..... Injection pumps as big as 4 slice toasters. 3 to 1 pressure ratio. 3 turbos, one engine. Any questions? Modifieds. More horspower than a top fuel car. Even with the "candles lit" Unlimiteds. Mods with even more horsepower. Here's some for the fast&furious movie genre crowd.... NOSS?!? It's pronounced "cheating" in this sport. No double clutching allowed. You let it out once, you push it in once. It's that simple. Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 05/30/2011 04:18AM by Smokey. |
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I am not leaving the kids any money. |
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Registered: 03/31/2008 Posts: 267 |
Because I don't look good in a speedo
Golf takes one. Pulling takes 2 Smoken is addictive |
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Because dirt was made for runnin on two wheels not four... |
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because no other motorsport uses as much alcohol.... either kind. |
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Registered: 08/30/2010 Posts: 52 |
Your exhaust pipe may be as big as mine but my injection pump is bigger than your whole engine. |
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Anonymous User
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WHEN IN DOUBT, PULL IT OUT |
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Registered: 03/12/2010 Posts: 405 |
Because I can. |
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Registered: 05/09/2008 Posts: 198 |
Gives new meaning when your wife/girlfriend says pull it out!! |
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Registered: 08/07/2008 Posts: 86 |
did i miss something?? |
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Registered: 08/21/2008 Posts: 590 |
Because I need something to do on the weekends during the summer.
Because they won't let me turbocharge the golf carts. Because the tractor carcass was just gonna rot away in the bone yard Because I like black smoke. |
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Shawn Knopp KY
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The only sport that calls for huge tires, lots of smoking and being full of hot AIR |
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SK
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Mine was longer that YOURS |
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Beenthere
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Because it's more fun and cleaner than riding your wife! |
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dj
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yes its fast and no you cant drive it |
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I'm pretty sure if that's the case you're not doing it right. |
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Foolish Pleasure II
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Most FUN, you can have with your cloths on! |
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sspt
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Diesel smoke makes me horny |
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Anonymous User
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Redneck Engineering at its Finest
Where More is Better |
is there a Dr in the house
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Anonymous User
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someone is in serious need of a gyno appointment |
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case1370
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Tractor pulling is better than sex with my wife because I dont have to hold my tractor and discuss my feelings when I am done |
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Because pullers have the best fans !! |
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Anonymous User
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For the money |
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1486fs
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Cuz the chicks dig it!!!!! LOL |
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Anonymous User
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By far the best one yet! Lmmfao!!! |
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Registered: 07/06/2010 Posts: 147 |
If it ain't smokin' it must be broken. |
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Face in crowd
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My advice would be to make it a Top Five Reasons t-shirt instead of Top 10. The Top 10 t-shirts that I see tend to be unreadable because the print has to be so small to fit all of the words. From a distance, the t-shirt looks more like hieroglyphics.
Make it a Top Five shirt. People will be able to read it and you'll narrow down your list to only the funniest and best reasons. |
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Registered: 01/19/2010 Posts: 260 |
1. because u have to pull it hard and pull it long.
2. because smoking is permitted 3. because my tractor is sexy 4. because i had to do something with 3 engins. 5. because 1 inch does matter 6. because i like to spend money 7. because this aint no hay ride 8. because i like to blow things up with out the police showing up. 9. because i wanted to do something besides hauling poop with it. 10.because it burns the exsess alcohol i didnt drink designing my tractor. |
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well i love your guys' ideas but the rate all of you are going i'm going to have to make it a top 100 tshirt |
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crzypullr
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You can finish in 12 seconds and still put people in awe!! |
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Anonymous User
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Feelthe Power Lose the Stress |
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Registered: 06/16/2009 Posts: 371 |
I love the idea of this shirt and of the lines that you guys are coming up with. If you havent found someone that is going to do the print yet, please hit me up. With my artists I know I can not only fit in the list but we can add on various graphics and backgrounds to really make everything pop and still be easy to read. Please hit me up on this. I would love a chance to talk with you about the details on what we have to offer. Sincerely, Patty Excel Sportswear 1-800-784-8857 x122 pwhitaker@exceltees.com Website - [www.exceltees.com] Friend us on Facebook - [www.facebook.com] Follow us on Twitter - [www.twitter.com] Excel Sportswear is an Officially Licensed Supplier of New Holland, Case, Versatile, FFA, Mack Truck, JLG, Honda and BMW Motorrad Apparel |
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Registered: 06/16/2009 Posts: 371 |
Although I can agree less is sometimes more, on a shirt, with the right layout, you can easily get a top 10-15 list with proper graphics. Its all in how you print it. Sincerely, Patty Excel Sportswear 1-800-784-8857 x122 pwhitaker@exceltees.com Website - [www.exceltees.com] Friend us on Facebook - [www.facebook.com] Follow us on Twitter - [www.twitter.com] Excel Sportswear is an Officially Licensed Supplier of New Holland, Case, Versatile, FFA, Mack Truck, JLG, Honda and BMW Motorrad Apparel |
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