top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 29, 2011 10:22AM
I am creating a shirt to show the top ten reasons for tractor pulling and would like a few suggestions, if you can share some ideas I would greatly appreciate that.
Thank you

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 29, 2011 10:35AM
Diesel is the best smell in the world, 160 Hp to 3000 Hp is just amazing, wheels up for the whole race/pull is just plain cool. I may come up with more. Hope these help.

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 29, 2011 03:07PM
cause most other hobbies only require one ball

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 29, 2011 03:12PM
From Clutch out to Clutch in nothing else matters!!!!!!!

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 29, 2011 03:14PM
here, hoookin' is legal

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 29, 2011 03:39PM
1. Because I hate gulf.
2. Fishing makes me drunk.
3. I can have more then 1000 Horses and no poop to scoop!
4. Only sport where people like it when you smoke.
5. I can't remember to turn left!

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 29, 2011 11:34PM
6. Takes a lot of Lotion to pull this!

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 01:25AM
Girls like it when your front is up!

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 01:43AM
Where else can you drive a tractor, and not be required to display a SMV sign.
In a tornado,the SFI cage is safer than an upside-down bathtub....in a basement.
Turbos that make drag racers say "Holy CR#P, that's big."
~or~
The biggest and most expensive turbos in all of motorsports.
Dubs, 22's, 24's... pffft. We're ridin' on 32's.....
Injection pumps as big as 4 slice toasters.
3 to 1 pressure ratio. 3 turbos, one engine. Any questions?
Modifieds. More horspower than a top fuel car. Even with the "candles lit"
Unlimiteds. Mods with even more horsepower.

Here's some for the fast&furious movie genre crowd....

NOSS?!? It's pronounced "cheating" in this sport.
No double clutching allowed. You let it out once, you push it in once. It's that simple.



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 05/30/2011 04:18AM by Smokey.

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 02:08AM
I am not leaving the kids any money.

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 03:43AM
Because I don't look good in a speedo

Golf takes one. Pulling takes 2

Smoken is addictive

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 03:55AM
Because dirt was made for runnin on two wheels not four...

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 04:13AM
because no other motorsport uses as much alcohol.... either kind.

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 06:10AM
Your exhaust pipe may be as big as mine but my injection pump is bigger than your whole engine.

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 07:39AM
WHEN IN DOUBT, PULL IT OUT

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 10:11AM
Because I can.

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 10:44AM
Gives new meaning when your wife/girlfriend says pull it out!!

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 11:16AM
did i miss something??Confused

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 12:32PM
Because I need something to do on the weekends during the summer.
Because they won't let me turbocharge the golf carts.
Because the tractor carcass was just gonna rot away in the bone yard
Because I like black smoke.

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 12:36PM
The only sport that calls for huge tires, lots of smoking and being full of hot AIR

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 12:37PM
Mine was longer that YOURS

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 01:13PM
Because it's more fun and cleaner than riding your wife!

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 01:31PM
yes its fast and no you cant drive it

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 01:50PM
I'm pretty sure if that's the case you're not doing it right.

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 02:10PM
Most FUN, you can have with your cloths on!

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 30, 2011 02:11PM
Diesel smoke makes me horny

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 31, 2011 04:23AM
Redneck Engineering at its Finest


Where More is Better

is there a Dr in the house June 01, 2011 02:49AM
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Beenthere
Because it's more fun and cleaner than riding your wife!

someone is in serious need of a gyno appointment

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 31, 2011 07:04AM
Tractor pulling is better than sex with my wife because I dont have to hold my tractor and discuss my feelings when I am doneSpinning

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 31, 2011 07:55AM
Because pullers have the best fans !!

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 31, 2011 01:22PM
For the money Confused

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 31, 2011 02:56PM
Cuz the chicks dig it!!!!! LOL

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 31, 2011 03:45PM
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case1370
Tractor pulling is better than sex with my wife because I dont have to hold my tractor and discuss my feelings when I am doneSpinning
By far the best one yet! Lmmfao!!!

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull May 31, 2011 03:06PM
If it ain't smokin' it must be broken.

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull June 01, 2011 03:26AM
My advice would be to make it a Top Five Reasons t-shirt instead of Top 10. The Top 10 t-shirts that I see tend to be unreadable because the print has to be so small to fit all of the words. From a distance, the t-shirt looks more like hieroglyphics.

Make it a Top Five shirt. People will be able to read it and you'll narrow down your list to only the funniest and best reasons.

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull June 01, 2011 06:17AM
1. because u have to pull it hard and pull it long.
2. because smoking is permitted
3. because my tractor is sexy
4. because i had to do something with 3 engins.
5. because 1 inch does matter
6. because i like to spend money
7. because this aint no hay ride
8. because i like to blow things up with out the police showing up.
9. because i wanted to do something besides hauling poop with it.
10.because it burns the exsess alcohol i didnt drink designing my tractor.

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull June 01, 2011 03:20PM
well i love your guys' ideas but the rate all of you are going i'm going to have to make it a top 100 tshirt

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull June 02, 2011 01:46AM
You can finish in 12 seconds and still put people in awe!!

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull June 02, 2011 01:44PM
Feelthe Power Lose the Stress

Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull June 06, 2011 06:55AM
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well i love your guys' ideas but the rate all of you are going i'm going to have to make it a top 100 tshirt

I love the idea of this shirt and of the lines that you guys are coming up with. If you havent found someone that is going to do the print yet, please hit me up.

With my artists I know I can not only fit in the list but we can add on various graphics and backgrounds to really make everything pop and still be easy to read. Please hit me up on this. I would love a chance to talk with you about the details on what we have to offer.



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Re: top 10 reasons to tractor pull June 06, 2011 06:53AM
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My advice would be to make it a Top Five Reasons t-shirt instead of Top 10. The Top 10 t-shirts that I see tend to be unreadable because the print has to be so small to fit all of the words. From a distance, the t-shirt looks more like hieroglyphics.

Make it a Top Five shirt. People will be able to read it and you'll narrow down your list to only the funniest and best reasons.

Although I can agree less is sometimes more, on a shirt, with the right layout, you can easily get a top 10-15 list with proper graphics. Its all in how you print it.



Sincerely,
Patty

Excel Sportswear
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pwhitaker@exceltees.com

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